Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Morris Claiborne scores 4 on Wonderlic Test

Four out of five isn't bad, too bad for Morris Claiborne that the test is out of 50. So 4 out of a possible 50 is pretty much retard status. This is the lowest known score since some scrub from Iowa State also received a 4 on the test. Well Morris we now know that you didn't go to class once while you were a football player at LSU, and its good thing you were a good player because if you weren't you would be headed for a job at the local Burger King. Claiborne's agent gave this statement when asked about the test score "I haven't talked to anybody about it. All I know is that (Claiborne) was from a complicated defensive system and he flourished in it."No kidding he flourished in the defensive system, that is probably all he did, when finals came around Claiborne wouldn't be taking a test he would be watching film and studying the playbook. That asshole Kiper says it will have no impact on his draft status, and he is right, but it's just amazing how a human being with no mental illness can score so low on a test that is not really that hard. Lets see if you at home can answer these 4 sample wonderlic test questions.

1.       Paper sells for 21 cents per pad. What will 4 pads cost?

2.       When rope is selling at 10 cents a foot, how many feet can you buy for 60 cents?

3.        The ninth month of the year is:
1)October 2) January 3) June  4) September 5) May

4.      Which number in the following group of numbers represents the smallest amount?
  7              .8            31           .33          2

A fucking 8 year old can answer these questions no problem, but hey maybe Claiborne fell asleep during the test who knows.

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