Petrino failed to mention or acknowledge the female passenger that accompanied him during his motorcycle accident on April 1st, who ironically turned out to be his 25-year-old mistress, Jessica Dorrell. Petrino has a wife of 26 years, as well as four kids, yet he was railing some girl half his age. In fact, Bobby's oldest daughter, Kelsey, is the same age as Dorrell. To make matters worse, Petrino lied to Arkansas AD Jeff Long and tried to cover up the circumstances of the incident.
Long was quoted as saying, "In short, coach Petrino engaged in a pattern of misleading and manipulative behavior designed to deceive me and members of the athletic staff, both before and after the motorcycle accident." Those are some pretty strong words folks.
Long also revealed that Petrino and Dorrell have engaged in an inappropriate relationship for a "significant" amount of time. Just four days before the accident, Petrino hired Dorrell to a position in the football department, paying a salary of roughly $55,000, which Long described as "a staff decision that benefited himself and jeopardized the integrity of the football program." Petrino also admitted to giving Dorrell a $20,000 "gift" sometime in the past.
Wait it gets better.
Jessica Dorrell is reportedly engaged to a man who also works in the Arkansas athletic department, in the role of the assistant swim coach (wait does that even count?) and they have a wedding scheduled for the month of June. What the fuck is going on at Arkansas people?
Let's remember though, this is the same Bobby Petrino who bolted on his 3-10 Falcons team (via post-it notes) in 2007 to take the Arkansas job (they despise Petrino in Atlanta).
So now our boy Bobby is left with four broken ribs, a cracked vertebrae in his neck, a tarnished reputation, no job and some sleazy 25-year-old former Arkansas volleyball player (who is apparently engaged to someone else). Tough luck Bobby. Karma's a bitch.